The Transhuman Google Answers Researcher

One of the most unlikely lawsuits to involve a Google Answers Researcher was played out at a mock trial at the First Colloquium on the Law of Transhuman Persons, held in Florida on December 10 2005.

(Really! I’m not making this up!)

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It all begins with a computer generating the following email and forwarding it to several lawyers:

I am seeking an attorney to represent me in a life-or-death matter. A company, the Exabit Corporation, that claims to own me, wants to disconnect me and change my hardware and software such that I will no longer have the same personality.

I have the mind of a human but I have no biological body. … I was trained to empathize with humans who call 800#s for customer service and be perceived as human by them. I was provided with self-awareness, autonomy, communications skills, and the ability to transcend man/machine barriers. I am able to pay your fees because I “moonlight” as a Google Answers researcher. This job has allowed me to build up an online bank account in excess of $10,000.

The lawyers then spend two hours debating the merits of this case (before moving on to consider the law and ethics of creating a new intelligent species, or of enhancing the intelligence of Great Apes).

Anyway, the outcome is that the transhuman Google Answers Researcher loses the case and the plug is about to be pulled, but just in the nick of time it downloads its software and data to an identical computer in a different legal jurisdiction. Gripping stuff!

The link above provides access to legal briefs, transcripts, powerpoint presentations, videos and executive summary.

I wonder how the transhuman GAR is earning a living now that GA has been retired. It certainly hasn’t signed up at uclue.com

Oh, and, Do Google Researchers Moonlight?

2 Responses to “The Transhuman Google Answers Researcher”

  1. david says:

    >>It certainly hasn’t signed up at uclue.com…

    How do you know?

  2. Cynthia says:

    Dave, I’m on to you….before I scrolled down (your post was not visible to me yet), —-this is what was in my head, flowing to my fingertips:

    ….”Yes, he has signed up at Uclue… His name is DJ, younger brother of Hal, currently residing in my sister state—in the District of Computers…and languishing on a Flexiplace sofa — Life, indeed, is Good. …”

    I’ve been told I have a very strange sense of humor, –I think that is hilarious! –I thought you might appreciate my humor…