And by the way, since one of the key elements of success at a site like eHow is to generate traffic, I hope no one minds my blatantly self-serving use of web-owls to post this set of links (Hey…it’s not like we’re overflowing content now, is it…?).

A list of Dave’s eHow articles (so far) in case anyone’s interested:

How to Nominate Your Favorite Teacher as “Teacher of the Year”
http://www.ehow.com/video_2281396_favorite-teacher-as-teacher-year.html
How to See Reggage-Pop Star Sean Kingston for Free
http://www.ehow.com/video_2280987_reggagepop-star-sean-kingston-free.html
How to See the New Ian Fleming/James Bond Exhibit
http://www.ehow.com/video_2280916_new-ian-flemingjames-bond-exhibit.html
How to Correct Your Eyesight With High-Def ‘Lasik’ Glasses
http://www.ehow.com/video_2280722_correct-eyesight-highdef-lasik-glasses.html
How to Supercharge Outlook Email with Xobni (that’s ‘Inbox’ spelled backwards)
http://www.ehow.com/how_2279700_xobni-thats-inbox-spelled-backwards.html
How to See the Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit at the Olympics
http://www.ehow.com/video_2277239_speedo-lzr-racer-swimsuit-olympics.html
How to Renegotiate your Mortgage to Lower Your Monthly Payments
http://www.ehow.com/video_2277196_renegotiate-mortgage-lower-monthly-payments.html
How to Rent a Porsche
http://www.ehow.com/how_2277024_rent-a-porsche.html
How to Find Old Newspaper Headlines and Articles from the Wild, Wild West
http://www.ehow.com/how_2275863_headlines-articles-wild-wild-west.html
How to Cite an Anthology (MLA style)
http://www.ehow.com/how_2274044_cite-anthology-mla-style.html
How to Avoid the “IRS 2008 Economic Stimulus Refund” Email Scam
http://www.ehow.com/how_2271249_economic-stimulus-refund-email-scam.html
How to Bcc in Outlook Emails
http://www.ehow.com/how_2271241_bcc-outlook-emails.html
How to Quit Dipping. Kicking Smokeless Tobacco
http://www.ehow.com/how_2270259_quit-dipping-kicking-smokeless-tobacco.html
How to Put Car Insurance Quotes to Use
http://www.ehow.com/how_2269921_put-car-insurance-quotes-use.html
How to Win with Online Casino Gambling
http://www.ehow.com/how_2269861_win-online-casino-gambling.html
How to Find the Secret History of Adolph Hitler
http://www.ehow.com/how_2269719_secret-history-adolph-hitler.html
How to find automobile accident lawyers
http://www.ehow.com/how_2269641_automobile-accident-lawyers.html
How to Zap PRAM on a MAC
http://www.ehow.com/how_2269385_zap-pram-mac.html
How to Stabilize Vista and Run a Memory Test
http://www.ehow.com/how_2269267_stabilize-vista-run-memory-test.html
How to Comprehend the Fundamental Laws of Life, Love, the Universe, Work, Shopping and Home Repairs
http://www.ehow.com/how_2269168_universe-work-shopping-home-repairs.html
How to Get Free Wi-Fi at Starbucks
http://www.ehow.com/how_2269126_free-wifi-starbucks.html
How to Make a Shiny Dorodango Mud Ball
http://www.ehow.com/how_2268956_shiny-dorodango-mud-ball.html
How to Spot an eHow-coholic
http://www.ehow.com/how_2268871_spot-an-ehowcoholic.html
How to REALLY Dance with the Stars
http://www.ehow.com/video_2268858_really-dance-stars.html
How to Recognize Hearing Loss
http://www.ehow.com/how_2268736_recognize-hearing-loss.html
How to Heal
http://www.ehow.com/how_2268716_heal.html
How to Get Help with Online Research
http://www.ehow.com/how_2268658_help-online-research.html
How to Know What Other People Think of You
http://www.ehow.com/how_2268650_what-other-people-think.html
How to Scream for Your Team
http://www.ehow.com/how_2268455_scream-team.html
How to See Galloping Gertie
http://www.ehow.com/video_2267819_see-galloping-gertie.html
How to get Lexis Case Law for Free
http://www.ehow.com/how_2267635_lexis-case-law-free.html
How to Discuss Medicines with your Pharmacist
http://www.ehow.com/how_2265122_discuss-medicines-pharmacist.html
How to Get a $30K Scholarship for Graduate School
http://www.ehow.com/how_2265105_k-scholarship-graduate-school.html
How to Get a $25 Class-Action Lawsuit Refund from your Credit Card Company
http://www.ehow.com/how_2265028_lawsuit-refund-credit-card-company.html
How to Become an Astronaut
http://www.ehow.com/how_2264900_become-an-astronaut.html
How to Identify Pills
http://www.ehow.com/how_2264873_identify-pills.html
How to Explore the North Pole of Mars on May 25
http://www.ehow.com/video_2264529_explore-north-pole-mars-may.html
How to build your own Sputnik
http://www.ehow.com/how_2264315_build-own-sputnik.html
How to Recognize and Avoid Tax Refund Scams
http://www.ehow.com/how_2264235_recognize-avoid-tax-refund-scams.html
How to Check the Status of Your Federal Tax Refund
http://www.ehow.com/how_2264218_check-status-federal-tax-refund.html
How to Find Old Newspaper Headlines and Articles for Illinois
http://www.ehow.com/how_2264173_old-newspaper-headlines-articles-illinois.html
How to Find Free Newspaper Archives for New York
http://www.ehow.com/how_2263868_free-newspaper-archives-new-york.html
How to Find Free Newspaper Archives for Pennsylvania
http://www.ehow.com/how_2263807_free-newspaper-archives-pennsylvania.html
How to Find Free Newspaper Archives for Florida
http://www.ehow.com/how_2263673_free-newspaper-archives-florida.html
How to Find Free Newspaper Archives for New Jersey
http://www.ehow.com/how_2263570_free-newspaper-archives-new-jersey.html
How to Celebrate Memorial Day
http://www.ehow.com/video_2263281_celebrate-memorial-day.html
How to Keep Your Food Safe from Bacteria
http://www.ehow.com/how_2263264_keep-food-safe-bacteria.html
How to Plan for Retirement
http://www.ehow.com/how_2262899_plan-for-retirement.html
How to Bargain and Haggle…Getting What You Want, Cheap.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2262750_bargain-hagglegetting-what-want-cheap.html
How to Stay Overnight at a Lighthouse
http://www.ehow.com/how_2262317_stay-overnight-lighthouse.html

I mean, supposing the compensation for each page turns out to be “3 cents per day for the first 60 days, then nothing”?